"He asked me, 'Whats your favorite position?' I said, 'CEO.'"
"What doesn't kill us, makes the drinks stronger."
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Senior Business Analyst
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky"
Director of Partnerships
"If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun."
Senior Partner Growth Manager
"Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it is a memory"
Head of Sales
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Head of Customer Success
"You can't get what you don't ask for"
Onboarding Account Manager
"It really tied the room together."
"Blimey, I’d love a dragon."
"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right"
"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!"
"Longhorns National Champs, 2021. You heard it here first folks."
"If you can’t understand it, you can’t change it."
"Overspecialize, and you breed in weakness."
"I don’t care that they stole my idea... I care that they don’t have any of their own."
"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
"They say that only David can find the zoo!"
"One Today is worth two tomorrows; What I am to be, I am now becoming."
"Want to know what God thinks of money? Look at the people he gave it to."
Senior Product Designer
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
"Progress means simplifying, not complicating"
Elizabeth Van Hoose
Content & Social Media Manager
"You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
Marketing & Events Coordinator
"I am a woman... I can be as contrary as I choose."
Lady Violet Crawley
"Dream, Believe, Create, Succeed"
"Military born, Colorado raised, Texas grade."