"He asked me, 'Whats your favorite position?' I said, 'CEO.'"
"Yesterday's news is tomorrow's fish and chips paper"
"What doesn't kill us, makes the drinks stronger."
Head of Sales & Client Success
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Senior Business Analyst
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky"
Senior Partner Growth Manager
"Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it is a memory"
"If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun."
“If your dreams don't scare you, they're are not big enough.”
"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right"
"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!"
"Longhorns National Champs, 2020. You heard it here first folks."
"Overspecialize, and you breed in weakness."
"I don’t care that they stole my idea... I care that they don’t have any of their own."
"They say that only David can find the zoo!"
Senior Sales Executive
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Customer Success Lead
"Knock 'em alive!"
Onboarding Account Manager
"It really tied the room together."
"Dream, Believe, Create, Succeed"
Senior Product Designer
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
Elizabeth Van Hoose
Content & Social Media Manager
"You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
Marketing & Events Coordinator
"I am a woman... I can be as contrary as I choose."
Lady Violet Crawley
"Military born, Colorado raised, Texas grade."