"He asked me, 'Whats your favorite position?' I said, 'CEO.'"
"What doesn't kill us, makes the drinks stronger."
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Senior Business Analyst
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky"
Director of Partnerships
"If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun."
Head of Marketing
"Marketing is really just about sharing your passion."
Senior Partner Growth Manager
"Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it is a memory"
Head of Sales
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
"Creativity can solve any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything."
Head of Onboarding
"Good is the enemy of great..."
Jim Collins (Good to Great:2001)
Onboarding Account Manager
"It really tied the room together."
"Blimey, I’d love a dragon."
Head of Support
"Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes."
"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right"
"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!"
"Longhorns National Champs, 2021. You heard it here first folks."
"If you can’t understand it, you can’t change it."
"Overspecialize, and you breed in weakness."
"I don’t care that they stole my idea... I care that they don’t have any of their own."
"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
"They say that only David can find the zoo!"
"One Today is worth two tomorrows; What I am to be, I am now becoming."
"Want to know what God thinks of money? Look at the people he gave it to."
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."
Senior Product Designer
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
Product Marketing Manager
"How many people you bless, is how you measure success."
"Progress means simplifying, not complicating"
Elizabeth Van Hoose
Content & Social Media Manager
"You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
"I am a woman... I can be as contrary as I choose."
Lady Violet Crawley
"My favorite exercise is between a lung and a crunch it's called LUNCH!"
"Clear is Kind. Unclear is Unkind"
"Dream, Believe, Create, Succeed"
"Military born, Colorado raised, Texas grade."