"He asked me, 'Whats your favorite position?' I said, 'CEO.'"
"What doesn't kill us, makes the drinks stronger."
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Senior Business Analyst
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky"
SI Program Manager
"If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun."
Head of Marketing
"Marketing is really just about sharing your passion."
Head of Partnerships
"I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel."
SI Partner Manager
"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
Head of Sales
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Senior Account Executive
“Honor: if you need it defined, you don’t have it.”
"Creativity can solve any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything."
"The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence."
"Can everyone see my screen?"
Head of Onboarding
"Good is the enemy of great..."
Jim Collins (Good to Great:2001)
"Blimey, I’d love a dragon."
"Want to know what God thinks of money? Look at the people he gave it to."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right."
"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!"
"Longhorns National Champs, 2021. You heard it here first folks."
"If you can’t understand it, you can’t change it."
"It puzzles me. The minute I hand the build out to you people, it does not work anymore."
A programmer, to me
"You become great long before the results show it. It happens in an instant, the moment you choose to do the things you need to do to be great, and each moment that you continue to choose to do those things."
Brian P. Moran
Head of Support
"Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes."
"Overspecialize, and you breed in weakness."
"I don’t care that they stole my idea... I care that they don’t have any of their own."
"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
"They say that only David can find the zoo!"
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."
Senior Product Designer
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
Product Marketing Manager
"How many people you bless, is how you measure success."
Sr. Marketing Program Manager
"I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring."
"Progress means simplifying, not complicating."
"Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible."
Elizabeth Van Hoose
"You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you are all the same."
Social Media Manager
"A word after a word after a word is power."
"Clear is Kind. Unclear is Unkind."
"Dogs are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell."
"Dream, Believe, Create, Succeed."
"Military born, Colorado raised, Texas grade."